Posts Tagged ‘Keith Bogans’

The Miami Heat are the best team in basketball right now. They’ve managed to augment their talent with a modicum of depth. Shane Battier, a healthy Udonis Haslem, ditto with Mike Miller, Norris Cole came out of nowhere to provide meaningful minutes, the Heat have a bench now and that makes them deadly. It’s a forgone conclusion that the Heat will meet the Bulls in the Eastern Conference Finals once again.

That’s part of the reason the Heat are so criticized. When you add to a core that boasts 3 of the 10 best players in the NBA, you’re supposed to be unstoppable. The roadblocks that remain for the Heat are the same ones as last year. They have difficulty figuring out who will be the man in the closing minutes, you can frustrate them with a zone defense, and they have some difficulty with rebounding.

And there’s that really weird LeBron issue too.

Which of course brings me to Derrick Rose. I have no idea where the excuse of “That’s the proper basketball play,” came from, but it’s complete utter bullshit. The Heat were in trouble last Friday against a tough Utah Jazz team. Yeah, LeBron spearheaded an inspired comeback that came up just short, he was hitting ridiculous three pointers and taking odd shots from odd angles because, damnit, he’s the best damn player on the planet and he should be forcing up shots like that because he can hit them.

On the final play however? “I gotta pass to Udonis. Crunch time.”

Don’t even give me Kerr or Paxson. Those assholes were jump shooters, deadly threats from the outside. It made sense to pass it out to the top of the key when the defense was collapsing on you. LeBron is an absolute force of nature. No one is going to bother him much when he drives the paint. You can’t slow that down.

Look at Rose. In the waning moments of a close game against a tough Philly team, when the Bulls needed a bucket, who was throwing his small frame into the teeth of a pitbull defense that was looking to make sure that it wouldn’t be Rose who scores? Onesanity, that’s who. A stupid, ill-advised shot that makes you go, “NONONNONONONONNO!!!! WAIT WHAT!!!!!! YES! SHIT YES, YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU KEEP DOING THAT AND IT MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER GODDAMNIT!”

Well, maybe that’s just me, but Rose is the same guy that dominated a state playoff game and only scored 2 points. He can distribute and he loves getting his teammates involved. Remember early in his career when we were all begging him to quit deferring?

And then he did the damndest thing and quit deferring and became the MVP because of clownshoes ridiculous shot after shot that won the Bulls games? Yeah, it’s crazy but I think someone (Thibs) sat Derrick down and said, “Now, I know that you don’t want to step on any toes, but seriously, asshole, you’re passing to Bogans and Jo for jumpshots. Cut that shit out and just take it to the rack.”

LeBron needs that speech. Yeah, passing to Haslem is the proper basketball play, but everyone needs to shit on that stupid theory. Legends don’t follow the rules. They reinvent the book in their own image by throttling the game by it’s throat and making it bend to their will. “Oh what’s that? I’m too selfish? I’m only a scorer? Here, have some of this 35-8-8 up your asshole. And then I’ll win 6 titles.” “Oh, I can’t win without Shaq? Taste my asshole, I’ll win two more and solidify my legend. And I’ll do it by being a maniacal asshole who makes funny faces and takes a lot of ‘bad’ shots.”

The rules that dictate what is and isn’t a good basketball play are completely open for LeBron to reinterpret and rewrite. Bad basketball plays are good ones for him because he is such a physical freak. The man can do whatever he wants on the court, and if he’s going to shake off the demons, get the monkey off his back, he’s going to have to forget about that “good basketball play” bullshit.

Impose your will asshole, if you don’t, good luck getting by the Bulls.

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Goddamn that’s an awful shot…awesome.

Moe Rubio is running through the gauntlet and posting every day for 12 straight days, here is day two of Bullsmas

I think we all understand that there will never be another Michael Jordan. The confluence of events that came together to create the legend are just not there anymore. Jordan is more than a player at this point, he has become a reference point. Perhaps the most apt description of him is that he is the omnipresent shadow that players either shy from (LeBron), imitate (Kobe), or embrace (Rose).

The void left at the shooting guard position after Jordan’s retirement has been filled by a host of characters that merely borrow certain aspects from the G.O.A.T. We’ve seen the scorer (twice), the defender (once) and the clutch shot maker (once, and that dude was way shorter). Indeed, the desire for a decent 2 guard is something Bulls fans live with. It’s become a part of the fabric for this team’s fandom, much like the want for a low post scorer.

I’d still rather have Boozer, but more on that later.

The focus became razor sharp last year as the Bulls decided to go the unconventional route and start their worst option all year. Keith Bogans, often ridiculed, trudged his Deebo looking behind out there for 80+ games and contributed close to nothing. There was even a Bog6 statistic, citing that the Bulls were 26-2 in the regular season every time Bogans scored at least 6 points.

You know the Deebo music just started playing in your head, don’t lie.

When you get right down to it, the teams fortunes actually do hinge on the quality of play the SG position gives you. It became painfully clear in the Heat series that if the Bulls need buckets, they need Rose to be open. Rose can’t be open if the defense continually decides to ignore a position on the court and focus their attention on #1. Clearly Kyle Korver and Ronnie Brewer were not the answer either. If there was a way to combine them, the option would be clear and the Bulls would be a real force to be reckoned with, but as it stands they will struggle to score against bigger defenses.

Boozer needs to chip in, but again that’s for a different day.

What the Bulls need is a player that can create his own shot and hit the open jumper. When defenses collapse on Rose as he launches his body into a forest of NBA trees, he needs to have a good kickout option.

Rip Hamilton will likely be a Bull by the time you read this, and he is an interesting option. Rip runs endlessly through screens to get open. He is perhaps one of the best to ever move without the ball on a basketball court. I’ve seen him execute figure eights around Ben and Rasheed Wallace multiple times just to lose a defender and hit the open jumper.

The added wrinkle with Rip is that when he gets the ball on the elbow, he is a triple threat. He can shoot from that position, dribble and finish at the bucket or he can pass out and begin the endless race around the maze, tiring out his defensive assignment. Rip is old and has accumulated hard NBA minutes. He was never a great player, but he is a fine piece and would be an upgrade over Keith Bogans.

Rip is not a perfect player, he is not the ideal fit either. But what he does offensively and defensively still presents a marked improvement over last year’s roster. The rotations all get better as the Bulls eliminate a useless player and give more minutes to players with value. If Korver gets back on track and Hamilton gives you some effort the Bulls improve their team in ways seen and unseen, and do so without giving up their frontcourt strength.

The schedule is going to be a grueling one, and the Bulls have three players with injury issues, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah. I’ve heard a lot of Bulls fans clamoring for a trade, some even suggesting that the Bulls trade Omer Asik or Taj Gibson for OJ Mayo.

It is this line of thinking that deludes people into believing in other, lesser talent. OJ Mayo is on his way to being a bust. He hasn’t improved many aspects of his game, and he comes in with one tool, decent defense. He isn’t a player that can create his own shot, try as he might.

There are even some that still want Ben Gordon to come back, and it is at this point that we all need to realize that the guard we are looking for, the guy who can hit the three, play defense, and create his own shot, doesn’t exist on the free agent market. We all want a skill set that is unavailable and are clamoring the front office to make a move that doesn’t exist.

Rip Hamilton grades out better than any free agent SG. He grades out better than most SG’s that would be available via trade, and the Bulls are going to sign him without giving up any depth.

The upcoming season will be a grueling test, a true war of attrition that will claim many teams. The Bulls may in fact take a step back during the regular season as injuries may disrupt the chemistry that is building with this team. What we all need to remember is that it isn’t because the Bulls only signed Rip Hamilton this offseason. It’s a unique situation, and the regular season matters marginally less than what happens in the playoffs.

The true goal isn’t to dominate the regular season, it’s to win a championship. Whoever the Bulls get in place of Bogans will get them closer to the goal.