Posts Tagged ‘Fantasy Games’

I never knew, Tim Duncan. I never knew that you enjoyed spending time pretending to be someone else. That even with millions of fans wishing they were you, you didn’t always feel like being Tim Duncan. You apparently collect swords and knives. You enjoy playing fantasy video games. You were called “Mr. Spock” in college. You play Dungeons and Dragons.

We have so much in common. We are almost exactly alike (well, save for your freakish athletic ability, your height, and given that you are a jock you’re still probably smarter than me. And you’re really, really rich).

So we, as a show, are inviting you out to Berwyn to play Dungeons and Dragons with us. If anyone out there knows Timmy, let him know. We’re here. We’d be willing. It can be amazing.