Your Weekend in Review

• The White Sox dong-whipped the Cubs
• Dunn is back, Beckham loves killing the Cubs
• Kerry Wood retired
• PK got hit in the face by Shark, Sox respond by hitting LaHair
• LeBron went ahead and told Skip Bayless to shut the fuck up
• Verlander missedf a No-Hitter
• Strasburg homered
• The Spurs killed Lob City quietly
• I’ll Have Another is making us watch the final leg of the Triple Crown races
• Chelsea won!