What You Missed Over Your Drunken Mother’s Day

• Reggie Rose talks about brother Derrick’s successful ACL surgery, so that’s good, I guess…shoot me.
• Deng is totes gonna play in the Olympics. Here’s why he shouldn’t.
• Everyone is getting a statue these days.
• People still don’t know how to deal with LeBron’s dominance.
• Humber was good, bullpen? Bad. Very bad.
• Ventura says he would consider playing Dunn in left at Wrigley.
• Sale struggled in his return on Saturday, but at least his role was clarified. Cooper took it like he was Kenny’s bitch. Which he might be.
• Carlos Marmol is on the DL.
• SHARK!
• Brewers win 2 of 3 from the Cubs (one game actually put Tony to sleep. I was there. I know), force Cubs into the cellar by themselves.
• I go to you. I stick up for you. And if you take a Hamilton/Kemp HR chase away from us… I say fuck you Jobu. I do it myself
• Speaking of Josh Hamilton.